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Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

Regular price$28.60

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Color

Color

Black Heather

Black

Oxblood Black

Brown

Heather Midnight Navy

True Royal

Dark Grey Heather

White

Size

Size

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

4XL

5XL

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

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