GWD Always Harebrained Never Half Assed Unisex T-shirt

Whole-Ass Life Unisex T-shirt

$29.00

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Yes, we have actual words to live by.

This started out as a mission statement for our editorial department, but you know what? Anyone worth knowing lives by this credo, whether they know it or not. That’s why we hit up our friend Dyna Moe (nobodyssweetheart.com) to make it into word art, and now here we are. So: Are you worth knowing? Are you???

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

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